So I watched Gotham, and here is my opinion (that no one asked for)
Selina Kyle is Bruce Wayne’s age, how come she’s 20 and watching young Bruce’s parents get shot?
How come Selina Kyle was even there?
James Gordon’s speech to Bruce was SO SHITTY! “There will be light”? What the fuck was that? Is Bruce going to be inspired to become Jesusman?
In order to make James Gordon the hero they have to make everyone the villain? I mean, Alfred would never say “good luck mate” in a condescending tone with a, what was that? Cockney accent?
“Soldier boy” is that a souljaboy joke? Because it sucks.
Jim Gordon isn’t supposed to have nice diggs, they’re supposed to live in a shitty three room apartment (though this is before the kids so?…)
Thomas and Martha are supposed to be buried on the Wayne property
This is the set up for the town that the greatest detective of their universe solves all his crimes in but their mysteries are solved by the shinyness of the guys shoes? I feel like a third grader…
Alfred is so awful
Why would Jim Gordon go to a ten year old? Nothing about this scene makes sense
SELINA KYLE AGAIN? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS HER DEAL!?!
All of the dialogue on this show sucks
The only good things about this show were the characterizations of certain characters. But it felt like they blew their load in the first episode. I understand that it’s open to interpretation, and lord knows I’ve read some WEIRD Batman comics, but this just sucks. I don’t know what hurts the most, but I’m going to go with Alfred. A gentleman’s gentleman would never speak to Young Master Bruce that way.